ABOUT ME
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INTERESTS AND FAVORITES
Books: The eighth page of Pride and Prejudice, Only the acknowledgements of To Kill a Mocking Bird, Exclusively the index of McCallister's Chemistry Textbook, You'll never guess
Music: Delta Wavelengths, The sound of a Nickelback CD being burned, The crackling of Greek Fire, Shake it Off
Movies: Cars 2, Finding Dory but specifically the parts without Dory, Dwayne Johnson movies but only the derivative action ones, None of Twilight
TV Shows: Doctor Who but only the episodes where everyone dies, Supernatural but only the episodes that aren't sacrilegious, Keeping up with the Kardashians but none of it, The Netflix Original series about the Boss Baby
Sports & Teams: Cool Runnings: That one Jamaican bobsledding team, Hockey: What team did the Rock play on in his movie "The Tooth Fairy" ?, Ultimate Frisbee: The absolute whitest and least athletic team in existence, Football: Every single racist NFL team
Interests: The inverse ratio of the size of your mouth to the size of your brain, Telepathic Upholestry, Specifically Argus' third eye, The pointlessness of filling these out