After the Mystical Animal War
I kicked the bad guys
so hard,
Jesus was reborn.

Afterward we worked together and
took out the Commies,
Jesus died afterward.

Water, Earth, Fire, Wind, Heart. I used to tell stories about the old days, a time of galactic expedition when Captain Planet kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, Wind Nomads, and Heart Citadels. But that all changed when pollution attacked. Only Captain Planet mastered all five elements. Only he could stop the ruthless pollutants. But when the world needed him most, he split into five pieces. A couple years have passed and the Oil Companies is nearing victory in the Gulf Coast. Two years ago, I journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Oil Companies, leaving Chuck Testa to do taxidermy. Some people believe that Captain Planet was never reborn into the Wind Nomads and that the cycle is broken, but I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow Captain Planet will return to save the world.

Suddenly,
as if lightning struck,
a huge bang could be heard,
we saw a figure appear,
in the middle
of a fog
he stood.
Captain Planet
was reborn,
I knew this,
because
there he stood,
glowing.

He told us
within the near future
the rise of dead cartoons
shall begin,
he told us some are good,
but some are bad.
We later went on a grand adventure,
to discover the Reborn.
The first we found was
He-Man
he was in the huge cavern,
known as Devil’s Swallow
in the Earth Kingdom,
just north of the Capital.

We would later find
Voltron,
Optimus Prime,
Meatwad,
Astroboy,
Richie Rich,
Popeye,
Superman,
and
Lion-O.

We found out
Skelator,
he runs the Oil Companies.
We had to take him out,
we had no choice.

The base,
fortified,
we attempted to get in,
but that failed.
We now know what needs to be done,
get to Skeletor’s second in command,
Shredder,
and to get to him we had to convert,
Wile E. Coyote.

We got him easy,
sense Roadrunner’s dead,
also because he was scared of Robocop,
Robocop threatened to kill him.
When he went in,
we had him bugged,
we heard they also had
Gargamel.
We were going to have a hard time,
but Wile E. got Skeletor
with a Falcon Pawnch,
and he pulled the lever to let us in.
When we entered
we knew we would have a battle,
but not like this,
cartoons flying everywhere.

Soon we made it to
Skeletor’s room,
He-Man fought him,
while we took
Captain Planet
to the central
Pollution Core.
Only he could,
with all his power,
fix what has been done,
and destroy the core.

When he hit it,
it started to glow,
he told us to run,
and we all ran,
except him,
into a giant tunnel.
We heard the explosion,
the explosion to
end his life,
and change ours.
This event ended the pollution.