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Me, Yes..Uhm...Me.
Me.
Well,
I uhm,
I
Have
Uhm,
A… A HEAD
Yes.
And uhm….
EYES.
Yeah I have eyes-
TWO eyes and
Uhmm,
A nose?
Yes….
A nose.
A rather ugly nos.e
Nose
Nose
Nosey
Nosey
Nose
What else do I got…
Uhm,
I have
Uhm…
Whats it called…..
A
A
A…
A MOUTH!
Yes, yes, a mouth.
And it has two lips and
Lots of teeth and a tongue
And it TALKS
Yes it talks an awful lot…
Can hardly get the thing to shut up!
Yes quite alright, quite.
SO am I, uhm…
Am I done now?
Would you recognize me if you saw me on the street?
That was quite the description wasn’t it?
Yeahh, that’s descriptive alright…
Yes.
Alright, so….I’m gonna go?
Is that okay with you?
Right then….
Goodbye! (:
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