Two noble warriors enter the arena,
Triumphantly, for they are dueling
for a title of great prestige,
the title of gym class hero.
The combatants, stately march, towards the prime ballcourt, sporting the sacred cotton armor, held in high status,
throughout the kingdom.

The battle has begun!
The noble knights
draw their tennis rackets swiftly,
To cast intimidation,
With their weapons of choice,
Expressing impenitrable ambitions
towards victory, allowing no other
outcome to be bestowed upon them.

Swoosh! the rackets cut through the air,
Swiftly,
yet accurately,
striking the rubbery gateway to victory, thus, reflecting the honorable skill,
of a master of the art...

The triumphant struggle eventually ends,
ends, as one stands victorious,
while the other wallows in defeat,
standing transformed from Gym-Class hero,
To Gym-class zero.
The victorious knight,
proudly obtains his prize, showcasing the well-desired paper medal that stands as the grand symbol of excellence,
throughout the vast kingdom,
Known as Lincolnville high.