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That Silly Girl Who's Just Dating Him to Date Someone
She loves the way
he does absolutely nothing intelligent
The way he smells like last year's cheddar cheese
The way he discreetly picks his nose
when he thinks no one is looking
The way he trips and falls over those baggy pants
The way he pops those zits ruthlessly
Hey, he's not a stunner
but who cares
As long as she can say 'he's mine'
it's all fine!
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