America Runs on Dunkin

America is the greatest country in the history of the world. If you do not agree then you can just leave. Why this country is so great is because we have many things that are just so much more awesome than other countries. We get freedom, awesome military, Country music, Chuck Norris, monster trucks, football, hamburgers, and the greatest of all doughnuts. The soft creations of pure beauty are what make life bearable. Just hearing the word doughnuts can bring a spark of joy to anyone’s day, including jail mates. In America because we are so great, we don’t just get one doughnut to choose from, there are hundreds of different kinds of doughnuts and also many places from where to get them. One place claims that America relays on them, and I couldn’t agree more, America Runs on Dunkin.

First of all, let me describe to you my relationship with doughnuts. They played a vital role in my childhood upbringing and even today. When I was little every Sunday after mass there would be a dollar doughnuts stand out in the court yard. I would always beg my mother to give me a dollar and I always got my way because I would use the legendary cute face. As I got older I was forced to change my tactics but you get the point. I would run out into that beautiful courtyard and always tried to find the one with chocolate on them. Me and my friends would take our doughnuts over to a tree and scarf them down under the nice cool shade. I can still remember the soft squishy taste of the dough and the sweet chocolaty frosting melt in my mouth. Every bit always seemed to be better than the previous. Even today you could catch me on one of the worst days of my life and offer me a doughnut, then all of a suddenly my day can be changed for the better. Doughnuts are in my blood.

When I found out that I was going to be reviewing doughnuts I was overjoyed for multiple reasons. For one I love doughnuts and secondly I had never been to a doughnut shop before. I was thrilled like a little kid running around looking for Easter. I got assigned the Dunkin Doughnuts off Raintree and I was there as fast as I could. When I first got there it looked like an average fast food chain which at first turned me off. Once I stepped inside I was greeted by this young fellow with a funny little hat. His blonde hair was all in a mess but he still had a nice big smile on his face and with full confidence said, “Welcome to Dunkin!” “What a nice way to welcome somebody”, I thought to myself. I ended up ordering just a tone of doughnuts and 2 milks because milk always goes well with doughnuts. Then I sat down and prepared myself for a feast.

As I picked up that first glazed chocolate ball doughnut, I closed my eyes and just let nature take over. Before I knew it I was stuffing down doughnuts like the Cookie Monster stuffs down cookies. Left and right doughnuts went down my throat without warning. Each doughnut was soft and tasteful just like the ones in the courtyard at Church. I seemed to be brought back to my childhood days of wonder with every bite. I began to feel myself age backwards to my old tiny self chewing away at American deliciousness. With every bite I swear you could see in my eyes n eagle flying with fireworks in the back. This is what the America dream is, receiving what you want now and fast, being able to have things that can brighten up your day with just a simple fast order at a counter in a major chain restaurant. When I was finished my table looked like the remains of a city demolished by war. I could barley move as my stomach was filled over the max with fatty greatness. I had come to taste greatness, and I did.

I left Dunkin that day satisfied. I had eaten all the doughnuts I could handle and was satisfied. The workers where nice and got everything in my order correctly. The doughnuts were delicious and easy to control during my viscous eating. The place was clean, the room cool, and atmosphere was ok but I mean it was nobody but me in there so I don’t know about that portion. Over all it was a great experience.

America is known for many things, but manly out doughnuts. Heck even the original founding fathers made doughnuts the official food of America and you can check that nowhere alright because the healthy people are just trying to keep us down, Stick it to the Veggies! If you love America you love doughnuts. If you love doughnuts you will love Dunkin Doughnuts and remember, America Runs on Dunkin.