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My mistress’ eyes are like the bright sun
They burn with the rage of a one ton bull
Although she may say I am not that fun
I think she is a bit of a numbskull
Her eyes are the color of bluish bleach
But she is just as mad as the traffic
The annoyance is the same as a leech
And she is not even photographic
The sight of her gives me malaria
And all of my friends say that she is bland
Her outfit give us some hysteria
Especially since she throws backhand
And if I’m from the city, Havana,
She must be from a place called Montana
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