Ladies, ladies, will you all please calm down!
There is enough of this God to go ‘round.
I know I’m the best looking guy in town,
But I’ve got to keep this face safe and sound.

I may have the look of Ryan Gosling,
And a body comparable to Tatum,
My wealth may make my wallet go cha-ching,
But all this perfection causes mayhem.

To some it seems strange for a man like me,
One of such affluence, beauty and grace,
Not to chase the girls like a bumble bee,
But I just want to see myself in lace.

I only have eyes for one in this world,
Oh! My love for myself remains unfurled.