I am the Golden Fleece, which Jason had to get
A modern Aphrodite with beauty so great
With such skill and virtue, you may be sure to bet
That even great Zeus will want me as his mate.
I am like Hermes I bring misfortune
Down on your little arrogant parade.
I am like the goddess of the moon
Like huntress Artemis, the purest made.
So steal me away like sweet Persephone, love.
Like Dionysus, we can party all night.
For you, I would challenge great Athena with a shove
Because you are like Hercules, my strongest knight.
But without all these big words we have a cat
Me and you the couple in apartment 3 with a welcome mat