There is a website, on the internet

All the fandoms express their lust
Some are insane
Innocence is crushed
Need help, please help

Dan Howell is our cult leader
He is most shipped
With Philip Lester
Oh Phan, oh Phan

They say, “You’re internet trash and I don’t care.
It’s ruining your life, it’s all ya talk about.
Shu-ut up about dank memes.
Dan and Phil, who is that?”

Whoa, our friends are there
Whoa, livin’ on the web
Be yourself and we’ll love it – I swear
Whoa, livin’ on the web

There’s levels of the fan-fics
The skin fic is first
The hat fic is troubling
So nasty, it’s nasty

They think you’re a waste of space
When you’re up all night
Your parents say,
“This isn’t okay, someday…

…You’re internet trash and I don’t care.
It’s ruining your life, it’s all ya talk about.
Shu-ut up about dank memes.
Dan and Phil, who is that?”

Whoa, our friends are there
Whoa, livin’ on the web
Be yourself and we’ll love it – I swear
Whoa, livin’ on the web
Livin’ on the web

Whoa, our friends are there
Whoa, livin’ on the web
Be yourself and we’ll love it – I swear
Whoa, livin’ on the web

Livin’ on the web

It’s okay to be trash, join the fandom
On the internet, you can be random.
[Chorus x2 and fading]