[Chorus]

Sung by Thief

Oh yes, it's true, police
I stole the black case
But from who? And why? You'll just never know
Oh yes, it's true, my dear
I have the black case
And I will take it to you presently
I stole the black case!
La la la la la

Spoken by Thief

*laughter*

[Verse]

Sung by Policeman

What an interesting, slightly strange
Proposition, from someone unnamed
Who could it be? And why would they say,
"To the police: I stole the black case"~

[Bridge]

Sung by Policeman

(Who could it really be?)
What on earth does it mean?
(Who could it really be?)
Investigation, begin!
(Who could it really be?)
Who could it really be~

[Chorus]

Sung by Thief

Oh yes, it's true, police
I stole the black case
But from who? And why? You'll just never know
Oh yes, it's true, my dear
I have the black case
And I will take it to you presently
I stole the black case!
La la la la la

Spoken by Thief

*laughter*
Catch me if you can...

Spoken by Policeman

*gasp* There he is!
Don't let him get away!

Spoken by Thief

Bye-bye, now.