Down by the Plaza people go,
That includes the nice Po-Po,
All through the parking lot, cars will drive,
So that we’ll get there, we’ll survive,

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Down by the Plaza,
Honk, honk, honk!
All through the parking lot,
Hope no one’s zonked.

First comes the shopping at A&P,
Oh, and you must go to ol’ Spoon Me,
Give me some fro-yo, though it’s cold,
That’s OK since it is not old,

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Down by the Plaza,
Honk, honk, honk!
All through the parking lot,
Hope no one’s zonked.

Next comes the shopping at CVS,
Too bad you can’t buy a little desk,
That’s OK, we’ll buy lots more stuff,
It’s good too, it’s good enough,

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go?
Down by the Plaza,
Honk, honk, honk!
All through the parking lot,
Hope no one’s zonked.