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Pre-Med dream (To the theme of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry)
You think I’m ugly,
No time to put makeup on
You know I’m sleepy,
Cause I studied all night long
I know you love me
Cause I brought the curve way down, down
Before I was pre-med
I was so happy
But things were just too easy til
You showed me the light
Now every first of June
You’ll remind me to submit on time, on time
Let’s get into medical school
No waitlists, just yes!
We can reapply until we die
You and I might be pre med forever
Pre-med makes me
Feel like I’m living an endless nightmare
The way it brings me down
I can’t sleep
I want to run away and never look back, and never look back
My heart stops
If I don’t study
Just one B
Now baby I believe
I am screwed
So take a W and don’t ever look back, don’t ever look back
We took the MCAT
And got drunk off despair
Got a 35 and
Might spend my life cleaning sheets
I really miss you
My missing social life (but I’m ‘complete’!)
Let’s get into medical school
No waitlists, just yes!
We can reapply until we die
You and I might be pre med forever
Pre-med makes me
Feel like I’m living an endless nightmare
The way it brings me down
I can’t sleep
I want to run away and never look back, and never look back
My heart stops
If I don’t study
Just one B.
Now baby I believe
I am screwed
So take a W and don’t ever look back, don’t ever look back
Mailmen get my heart racing
With their bags of mail
That could end the nightmare tonight
Let you charge me 200K
Even though I’m broke
If it’ll end the nightmare tonight
Pre-med makes me
Feel like I’m living an endless nightmare
The way it brings me down
I can’t sleep
I want to run away and never look back, and never look back
My heart stops
If I don’t study
Just one B
Now baby I believe
I am screwed
So take a W and don’t ever look back, don’t ever look back
Mailmen get my heart racing
With their bags of mail
That could end the nightmare tonight
Let you charge me 200K
Even though I’m broke
If it’ll end the nightmare tonight
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