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My Cat
June 1, 2009
I have a cat.
It ate my hat.
That cat is fat.
Did't think that cat could do that.
Now that cat climbed my bat.
I threw the bat with the cat.
That cat just keeps coming back.
How do I get rid of that cat?
Maybe if I get a rat.
Then the cat can't come back because I have a rat.
Darn the rat got trapped by the cat.
No more rat and I still have the cat!
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ximenaocampo said...
on Dec. 19 2019 at 4:01 pm
I found funny how your trying to get rid of the cat but it just won't leave you alone. Keep on doing poems like these they're really good.
This isn't actually a limerick. The limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA, typically in five-line anapestic meter (two unstressed syllables followed by a stressed syllable.) If you re-write it so that it actually fits the form, it has the potential to be a funny poem.
Antoinette16 GOLD said...
on Jun. 30 2011 at 11:18 am
This limerick is really funny. I have two cats so I know what it feels like to want to get rid of them and they keep coming back.
Healing_Angel SILVER said...
on Jun. 8 2011 at 2:09 am
This is well written! It's clever and easy to remember too! Well Done! :)
Bandit said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:03 pm
awsome poem but dont throw a bat at the cat unless you want to kill it
bmmsjm said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 8:45 am
the poem was awesome it needs no work on it its great
bmmscm said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 8:45 am
this poem needs no improving because its really funny
MalPal said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 11:03 pm
This is amazing! lol I couldn't stop laughing!
samantha said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 3:53 pm
lol. i loved it.
HeavenCooley GOLD said...
on Sep. 18 2009 at 11:42 am
haha ummm its fuunny!!!
Elfreda Tetteh BRONZE said...
on Sep. 3 2009 at 4:06 am
Great! This is really funny!
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