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Sexy Toaster MAG
December 18, 2009
I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace
II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected
© Tina S., Monmouth Junction, NJ
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yagirljessie SILVER said...
on Nov. 10 2023 at 2:56 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH Love This!
ILiveToRead PLATINUM said...
on Jan. 27 2022 at 3:12 pm
Haha yes yes it seems that we have a mischievous toaster on our hands. And is it just me or is it getting hot in here? ;)
MarimbaPlayer02nd0 said...
on Jan. 23 2019 at 11:41 am
HA!HA!HA!HA! A classic piece...
HenriksenM SILVER said...
on Feb. 23 2017 at 12:58 pm
I guess inspiration can come from anything
ambivalent SILVER said...
on Apr. 15 2016 at 11:29 pm
laughing my butt off tbh
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on May. 21 2013 at 3:14 pm
YES! This is my kind of humor right here.
TheSkyOwesMeRain GOLD said...
on Feb. 13 2013 at 2:18 am
Wow nice! I never would have thought of this xD
madison weldon said...
on Feb. 12 2013 at 5:16 pm
This is really funny!!
AnthonyDavidHall PLATINUM said...
on Oct. 11 2012 at 2:50 pm
I've used that method for inspiration plenty of times. lol These are some solid haiku.
Peter is Sexy said...
on Oct. 3 2011 at 10:31 am
I LOVE it!!!!!!
TOASTER POWER!! <3 said...
on Oct. 3 2011 at 10:27 am
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!....
my mom bought this red toaster one time and it worked so well, then i read this poem cuz i love poems and i was never able to look at that toaster again. no one knows this and now im telling you. you have changed my life! toasters are so beautiful... or were. now i cant even look at mine! its ok though dont worry. I LOVE TOASTERS!
I love toasters!!! said...
on Oct. 3 2011 at 10:12 am
Thats was so insperation ifell the same i never been able to look at my toaster the same!! i cook bagels in the microwave now♥ you opened up my eyes to a whole new feeling!!!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on May. 25 2011 at 9:32 am
Ah yes, my mind... Thank you! I have to ask, were you part of an english class or something sent to comment on this? Because I got quite a few comments on my "personification" in the same hour you did :P I'm just interested to know...
swagmasterflex said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:41 pm
great use of personification :)
matt h said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:38 pm
i love the simplicity of what this is.