Uncommon Recipe - Car Wreck | Teen Ink

Uncommon Recipe - Car Wreck

May 23, 2018
By ksacth7 GOLD, Pewaukee, Wisconsin
ksacth7 GOLD, Pewaukee, Wisconsin
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Ingredients:

0-1 gallon of gas
1 laundry load of stress
3 buckets of worry
1 broken garage
No parents
1 Aunt’s car
Miles away


Directions:

1. Be 10 miles away from home and really stressed from not being able to find what you needed

2. Run very low on gas so you have about 1-gallon left

3. Take the laundry size load of stress and keep it in

4. Cry out the 3 buckets of worry on the way home and forget to get gas

5. Get home and yell “UGH!!…… I need to get gas.”

6. Storm out of the house.

7. Realize your Aunt’s car is parked behind you

8. Stop thinking straight

9. Do something incredibly stupid
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12. Break the garage

13. Freeze until parents arrive

For worst results, try to lie to parents.
For best results, be honest and tell exactly what happened, and receive 1 bumper sticker stating “How’s my teen driving?” with your dad’s phone number below.



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