All Nonfiction
- Bullying
- Books
- Academic
- Author Interviews
- Celebrity interviews
- College Articles
- College Essays
- Educator of the Year
- Heroes
- Interviews
- Memoir
- Personal Experience
- Sports
- Travel & Culture
All Opinions
- Bullying
- Current Events / Politics
- Discrimination
- Drugs / Alcohol / Smoking
- Entertainment / Celebrities
- Environment
- Love / Relationships
- Movies / Music / TV
- Pop Culture / Trends
- School / College
- Social Issues / Civics
- Spirituality / Religion
- Sports / Hobbies
All Hot Topics
- Bullying
- Community Service
- Environment
- Health
- Letters to the Editor
- Pride & Prejudice
- What Matters
- Back
Summer Guide
- Program Links
- Program Reviews
- Back
College Guide
- College Links
- College Reviews
- College Essays
- College Articles
- Back
How to Get a Failing Grade in High School
Ingredients Needed:
-A dash of Grey’s Anatomy on Netflix.
-A heap of Twitter.
-4 slices of Candy Crush.
-Mounds of senioritis.
-A crater of no motivation.
-A dollop of tiredness.
-A scoop of The Bachelor.
-20 missed classes.
-A galaxy of laziness.
1. Start the first day of the semester.
2. Get out your computer and mix a heap of Twitter with four slices of Candy Crush for four hours every night.
3. You will need a separate bowl for mixing a mound of senioritis with a crater of no motivation.
4. Make sure to never miss a Monday night Bachelor premiere.
5. Miss every other class for the entirety of the semester.
6. Lastly pour a dollop of tiredness on top of a galaxy of laziness.
Congratulations.. You are receiving an F in high school.

Similar Articles
JOIN THE DISCUSSION
This article has 0 comments.