I’m hungry. Like, so hungry that eating is the only thing I can focus on.
Any other thoughts that may have been in my brain, they’re gone.

I’m tired. As in, my exhaustion has reached heights I didn’t think possible to man.
Do homework now? No! I just don’t think I can.

I’m sick. I mean, I kind of have a cough and a runny nose. I could be close to death.
And you want me to do homework with my dying breath?

I’m stressed. You see, my stress levels are so high that I cannot cope.
How can I do homework when I’m at the end of my rope?

I’m fabulous. Like, I’m the coolest person on this great earth.
Who needs homework when I have this much self-worth?

I beg you, please stop with assignments and homework and projects and tests
I can’t do this anymore, I literally get no rests.
I procrastinate until I’m blue,
With this homework, I’ll never get through.