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HIstorical Madness
April 4, 2014
Oh, have me lip-lock with Max from The Wanted than learn history.
Have me do calculus for the rest of my life.
Take away my clothes and make me wear plastic bags.
Replace all my shoes with Crocs.
Make me ride horseback on a wild tiger through the eye of a tornado.
Sleep with men as smelly as rotten cheese.
Chop my hair off so I look butch
And call me Ricky Jones.
Keep me from eating Taco Bell.
Punch me in the throat several times.
I willl gladly lick a tree,
But I will not do history!
© Katherine S., Agoura Hills, CA
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