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That's Oxy, Moron!

April 7, 2011
By ZCAiN BRONZE, Berkeley Springs, West Virginia
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I'm Hell's ice water, and Heavens fire
I'm Satan's pastor, and Christ's liar

I'm Michael Jackson's one hit, and Vanilla Ice's career
I'm Raymond's foe, but I'm Chris's peer

I'm a fish's wings, and a bird's gills
I'm Adolf's rescues, and Gandi's kills

I'm Kanye West's humbleness,and Will Smith's ego
I'm Hasselhoff's baggy pants, and Snoop Dogg's speedo

I'm Donnie's conuntry, and Marie's sppedo
I'm Oxy's Moron

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dancergurl22 BRONZE said...
on May. 12 2011 at 12:57 pm
dancergurl22 BRONZE, Grand Junction, Michigan
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Favorite Quote:
Love, like you can&#039;t get hurt<br /> Dance, like no one&#039;s watching<br /> Live, like there&#039;s no tomorrow

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i mean stopped lol srry
dancergurl22 BRONZE said...
on May. 12 2011 at 12:57 pm
dancergurl22 BRONZE, Grand Junction, Michigan
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Favorite Quote:
Love, like you can&#039;t get hurt<br /> Dance, like no one&#039;s watching<br /> Live, like there&#039;s no tomorrow

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hahhahahaa! NEVER STAPPED LAUGHING!!! :-)
peypeylovespies said...
on May. 11 2011 at 1:43 pm
hahaha, yes yes yes!! [:
Kai17 GOLD said...
on May. 10 2011 at 8:00 pm
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This was a fun play on words. :D Loved it.