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Calaveras
With his sparkling face
and his fast moving pace
we'd all thought he'd live forever.
With his granit skin
and talented kin
his long life was quite the endevor.
I'll tell you how he died
the man of mindreading pride
how we all learned his secret
how poor Edward Cullen
went from lovestruck to sullen
and caused his dear Bella to fret.
This shiney skinned man
of the Cullen clan
had claimed to be a vampire,
But his secret was found
and by fate he was bound
to be just a faerie;
not dire.
For those who has feared him
he was but a joke
and on his lies
they hoped he would choke,
his pixie life was over--
and TrueBlood fans killed him,
The end.
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