To everyone else out there,
Just want to say “Hi,how do you do?”
Heard you were planning on visiting.
Better change your mind and run away
‘Cause it seems by some mistake
We’ve wrecked this planet of ours.
No—its no joke. Believe me
Don’t trust those advertisements,
Dont waste your time and fuel (?).
If you insist on coming,
Please take away my noisy neighbours,
Partying and disturbing our sleep,
And please stop making crop circles,
That look like weird grafitties.
But, then again,
Here’s a good idea,
Since this planet is almost destroyed,
Can I come and stay at your place?