I am Fred
I am green
I am simple
I am clean
And I am never, never, ever am really mean

In am nice
I am fresh
I eat mice
And I’m as soft as mesh
I am cool, and sometimes I even go to school

But I have a secret
One very dark
It will send chills up your back
It will make you feel very stark
I
Am
An alien

I had a confession
Which was said
I hope I didn’t send bed bugs
Up your bed
Because I
Am
An alien

Once I was flying through the night
If someone saw me they would surely get a fright
A silver platter hanging still
One run by matter I’m sure you will
Just run
And scream
And Jump

But I was struck by lightning
My ship surely looked like muck
It surely would have looked frightening
My ship was fast being chucked
Trough the air
Through the night
Ahh! is what I thought