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What If
January 30, 2010
The police swore to protect the gambler's law
A square on the calendar was designated
Every Dog's Day
Irony and Karma were names
for the same
fair and arbitrary God
And we all lived life
Right out of a Jakov Smirnoff joke
The punching bags grew fists
Your cigarette butts came back to burn you
Porn stars all had X-Ray vision
Your beat up mailbox went postal
A frog disected you
And a mink looked damn good in your skin?
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ofpaintedroses GOLD said...
on Apr. 12 2010 at 7:08 am
This is AWESOME. hmm, i think i over use that word...
anyway, i love it. this sends out a pretty intense message too, at the end with the mink?
very good.
