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The Goat Whisperer

January 21, 2010
By bayard SILVER, Cochranville, Pennsylvania
bayard SILVER, Cochranville, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
Hipocrisy is the father of hatred.


Sometimes,
when I'm alone,
I talk to goats.
And the strange thing is,
They answer me.
I hear such stories,
from the goats,
that my world cannot compare.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
See, I told you.

The author's comments:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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on Feb. 2 2010 at 8:18 am
AngryGopher BRONZE, Christiana, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
I'm a rageaholic! I can't get enough of my rageahol!

I was attacked by a goat once. It was horrible. Once I found a twenty in my back pocket. That was awesome.