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You And Him
You say “Hi,”
He says “Hey.”
You say “I love you,” with all your heart,
He says “Umm...” with half.
You buy him a present,
He has his assistant buy you a card.
You make dinner for two,
He eats at the office.
You say “It’s my birthday,”
He says “It’s your birthday?”
You say “Did you get me a present?”
He calls his assistant.
You say “Happy Valentine’s Day,”
He says “Working late.”
You say “Are you cheating on me?”
He says “Are you?”
You say “I want a divorce,”
He says “Good, cause I’m cheating on you.”
You say “With who?”
He says “My assistant.”
You walk out,
He calls his assistant.
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