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Science Is No Match
Squardled world we live on,
Flawrbled like a pancake.
You can storble and stawble
Say retoodle and retawdle,
Science me with
Lumbering telescopes
And smart spectacles,
But science is no match
For dippeting knowledge,
Such like I do possess.
No!
Misridden, you have been,
Led arramble
By false truths
Told by scheming telescopes
And bedriddled spectacles.
You think you can
Reppungle me into believing your lies,
No!
This world is FLAT!
It’s your telescope that’s round,
Your eyes that are mistaken,
Your mind that has been twarged with,
Not mine!
You birbbelittering
Flittling
Fibbers,
Not one word you have spoken
In the name of your “science”
Can be swirbled into
Half a truth!
I say,
THE WORLD IS FLAT!
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