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Anti-Ode to Vacations
“I love vacation!”
said no one ever.
I settle into
the middle seat
reserved just for me.
Why?
Because I’m the youngest of three girls
who are the same height and weight.
Memo to younger self:
don’t be born last.
What’s food?
On vacation,
sustenance is as optional
as bathroom breaks.
Lucky for me
yelling is always on the menu.
Military precision planning is a must.
How dare I take a minute extra,
because my finger was stuck
in the door?
Pulling into the motel at 2 AM
instead of 10 PM
was definitely my fault
and not faulty navigating.
My family is dysfunctional
and I love them for it,
but relaxation
and vacation
are not in our repertoire.
-Sarah Beetner
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