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Upside Downsy Day
I woke up in the bathtub
And I stumbled to the ceiling
I cleaned my hair and combed my teeth
And I’ve got this funny feeling…
That my socks are sleeping quietly
And my sister is in the drawer
I put my shirt on, one leg at a time
And I’m heading for the floor.
I walk my lunch and grab to school
I get my books out from the chair
I sit quietly in my desk
And I sleep through Morning Prayer.
Then I realize something
Deep inside my brain
I don’t go to school, it’s Saturday!
Wow, am I insane!
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