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Wet Noodle Handshake

December 1, 2013
By theweirdworder DIAMOND, Newtown, Pennsylvania
theweirdworder DIAMOND, Newtown, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.<br /> -Plato


Has anyone told you you have a wet noodle handshake?
I think it’s cute
how you’re too scared to touch me
even the slightest bit.

I think it’s cute
how you look at me, roving my body
even the slightest bit.
I’ve never been so admired before; it’s flattering.

How you look at me, roving my body,
how you’re too scared to touch me!
I’ve never been so admired before; it’s flattering.
Has anyone told you you have a wet noodle handshake?



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