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Dearest Most Darling Peanut Butter
Dearest Most Darling Peanut Butter,
Such creamy smoothness, such knee-wobbling nutty flavor. So rich are your assets, how could I resist? Late night meetings, secret stolen moments, our long-hidden affair has been a passionate one.
With bleeding heart (and stomach) I must tell you we are through. For though our relationship has been exciting and well, let’s just say delicious, we must both agree that it was slightly abusive, and less than healthy. Goodbye, sweet sinful saltiness. Farewell yummy peanut fat. For my sake, and for yours, we shouldn’t see each other any more.
Always Loving,
Claire
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