Fancy clothes and credit cards,
high heel shoes in her silver sports car.
Blonde hair tied in a fancy bun,
she'll be driving to stores until the day's done.
Hot pink everything; even a strip in her hair.
Her purse is all dazzled and she hasn't a single care.
No hiking allowed; too much dirt and trees.
Class is out of the question and she'd much rather leave.
Sports are too sweaty, making her face go dry;
she'll pretend to understand at times, but it's obvious it's a lie.
Jewelry and make up, for her, are a must.
Every day in the mirror; my what a fuss!
Boys are her drama, always draped in their arms.
They all come sooner or later once she starts up her charm.
A little princess that always gets her way.
Money's no option with her puppy dog face.
Beware where you walk because Her Majesty is coming through.
If you don't watch out she'll make a monkey of you.