She’s hilarious and helpful
Funny and super smart
And when she does something
She does it with all of her heart

She gives amazing advice
And is always there
My life would suck
If I didn’t have her to care

Her ears are always open
And she listens to every word I say
An analogy will always come about
In some kind of way

She is my human compass
Without her I’d be lost
Shoot, she would help you too
But for a small cost ;)

All she asks for in return
Is for me to be there when she calls
But, oh don’t worry, honey
I’ll always be there, even to catch you when you fall

You’re my best friend
Forever I’m by your side
When your life becomes an overwhelming ocean
I’ll be there to stop the tide

I won’t let you get swept under
I’m always here to save you
I’ll always dust off my cape
And come to your rescue