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Ode to toilet paper
May 2, 2019
You’re soft and fluffy
You go round and round
I pull a piece off and,
I wipe up and down
When I’m done
I throw you in a bowl
I pull the lever and watch you go
Oh toilet paper I love you so
You always keep me warm and clean
But a new love, once for babes
Now for young and old
Might be some competition
Even though it’s damp and cold
But toilet paper,
I’ll never really let you go!
© Anonymous
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