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Dumping Trump

April 14, 2016
By marteaga15 BRONZE, Tempe, Arizona
marteaga15 BRONZE, Tempe, Arizona
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I can’t wait until America is Great Again—the white supremacy, the racism and stereotyping; everyone will be billionaires. It will be a perfect resemblance of the awesome, love-filled, and segregated 1950s. I may only be speaking for myself, but I know that I’m stoked to see history repeat itself. No man is more capable of accomplishing this for America than the great Donald Adolf Trump—I mean, Donald John Hitler. Excuse me, Donald John Trump. The Donald has told America that there is no other man on this earth that can build a wall the way he can, which no one should doubt. He’s reminded us (too many times) that his IQ is extremely high, that he attended an Ivy League university, and that he’s simply superior to any other candidate. For these reasons, plus countless more, it’s obvious that voting for Trump is the way to go.
        

The Donald plans to deport 11 million people, and although that might seem like a crazy number, remember that all these people are rapists, drug dealers, and criminals—unlike his immigrant ancestors, the Drumpfs, who migrated from the German Empire in 1885 (his own family being winegrowers, and as we all know, this country is in dire need of wine). Drumpf is right: Mexico, for instance, isn’t sending its best people. Illegal immigrants are parasites! That is, if you define a parasite as someone who will perform the jobs that white collar professionals won’t for low pay and ridiculously long hours. Trump helps those like himself (powerful businessmen) remain on top. Large corporations continue to make great profit as they benefit from the parasites’ low pay, so maybe we can make one last bit of profit as they build the next Great Wall—excuse me, the Greatest Wall. Making America great again is about getting rid of anyone who isn’t white, so it’s time to forget “The Land of the Free” and adapt to the modern world. It’s time to listen to the greatest, wealthiest man alive (Forbes must have been wrong two years in a row when it declared Mexican businessman Carlos Slim the wealthiest man in the world, but of course, he’s an immigrant and we must kick him out of his Manhattan mansion).
        

Adolf Hitler, the leader of the richest, most successful Germany we will ever know, began his tyranny by placing blame on the Jewish community for Germany’s loss in World War I. Relevance? Trump attended a “Hitler 101: How to be the Greatest Leader” course and placed blame on the Muslim community for America’s troubles. Rather than facing the nation’s problems internally, Trump realizes that it is better to place the blame on Islam—logical, right? Claiming that he personally witnessed thousands of Muslims getting a kick out of the September 11, 2001 tragedy, Trump seems to tell the truth and only the truth. I trust him and his judgment because he’s real, he says what he thinks. Who else publically degrades women, mocks the disabled, and is blatantly racist? That’s right, no one. Frankly, this proves that Donald Trump’s leadership is needed because not only will he insult anything or anyone who gets in his way, but he’ll speak the truth.
        

Failure? No, the word is not in Donald’s vocabulary. After he launched Trump Airlines—which, by the way, provided planes with chrome seatbelt latches, cream leather sofas, and queen-sized beds (nothing out of the ordinary)—he bettered the lives of the average American and changed the world for the better by providing the change to travel in such a luxurious manner. Trump University undoubtedly did the same. For a small cost of $35,000 a year, students at Trump University received higher education at Harvard-quality, until everyone realized it was a total scam and that a Trump degree meant nothing. And how could I forget his marriages? The Donald’s been married three times, but perhaps third time’s a charm.
        

There is no better candidate than the American Idol, Donald Trump. He’s a self-made billionaire (despite the small loan from his father of one million dollars that got him started), who came from the cold streets of Queens, New York. He gets us. He empathizes with us. He’s built an empire for himself, so logically, he’ll be able to fix the American economy and maximize our money. Although he’s never worked for anyone but himself, I trust him to take on the hardest job in the world and work for the American people. Without any prior political experience, Trump knows about foreign policy, international trade, taxes, social security, legislature, and law enforcement—the man’s a genius! I would do anything to see The Donald run this country, I believe in him that much. You should too.


The author's comments:

I was a bit fed up with Trumps campaign, so I let my frustrations out through this satirical piece.


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on May. 4 at 8:22 pm
BubblyMetalhead, Carbondale, Colorado
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Favorite Quote:
"One of the great things about young people is that they do question, that they do care deeply about justice, and that they have open minds." -Zack de la Rocha<br /> <br /> Also, "read books and dismantle systems of oppression." - a sticker!

Nine years and no one has commented on this?! This is pure artwork. The way you've combined humor, sarcasm and just plain political facts is seriously amazing. I completely agree with every standpoint you've made about Hitler the Second. Every day, every time I read about this orange-faced demagogue (the words of Tom Morello, guitarist of Rage Against The Machine), my lungs start to hurt, I feel my face grow hot, my hands sweat, and I not only fear for my rights but for my life. This man will bring our country crashing to the ground (in fact, it's already started). The worst part is, he absolutely refuses to listen to anyone else's opinion! He blames "Trump Derangement Syndrome," which is so offensive it sends my head reeling. He just puts off perfectly justified opinions as though no one is thinking in their right mind! He supports only biased leaders and news channels gravitated towards promoting his smug, authoritarian ego, and stomps on everyone else with his shoes, polished with the blood of the "foes" he's taken down (somehow---I honestly get so confused thinking about how people can support this man). I used to look at him charismatically speak to the crowd with a smile on his face and think, "maybe this guy's not so bad," but now I know he's just manipulating people. He will go back on his word, he will say things like "I'm gonna go restore some rights!" and then completely change his mind and deport innocent people without trial. I now know that he will do anything he needs to, kick as many people out of power, ruin as many lives as he needs, just to preserve his smug orange reputation. He is going to send us plummeting into a Trade War, and people won't realise their mistake in choosing him until it's too late. I seriously have a headache right now---I kid you not, it wasn't there before and now it is---from just thinking about this biased man! If anyone came to me with an opposing opinion, I may not agree, but I would sure think it is justified and you would be reasonable to think whatever it is you think. I wouldn't brush you off as stupid, like Trump. Everyone's opinion matters, but seriously, if you're Trump and you're completely ruining the lives of so many people and ACTING LIKE IT'S JUSTIFIED, then I'm not sure I can completely trust you. If you are a Trump supporter and yet don't agree with all of these actions, I'm with you! Trump will do everything in his power to serve more than two terms, or at the very least do everything in his power to promote a Hitler the Third.

Sorry for writing so much---it's what I do. I get very passionate about things like this, and my only outlets are music (RATM and SoaD are my top artists because they make great sound AND great messages), and knowing there are people out there who are like-minded individuals who value human rights and standing up for them.

I'm just a teenage girl, so I don't quite have "making a difference" all figured out. My friend and I like to go on Google Maps and report problems about "The Gulf of America". It's our own little form of social protest. If you've been to a Rage concert or participated in a peaceful protest, please describe it to me! It's my life goal to create a writing platform that is not biased (still working on it---it's hard not to dislike someone like Hitler the Second) and gets a message of rights and taking action across, straight politics but with an extra oomph, like this article. The arts and politics don't have to be separate, you know.