Ode to football the very best sport, better than baseball or basketball on the court.


The booming and cracking of players getting decked, hoping the ref. Wouldn't call a penalty on that.


Be sure to eat pasta the night before so on game day you can unleash the strength of a boar.


Calling a play and hiking the ball trying not to be sacked which turns into a brawl.


If you are guard and make a foul you might get whipped with the quarterbacks towel.



the grunting and punting from the other team is always good for your dream.



I mean seriously this is your dream right, now you just need to be the right hight.


Under the helmet is a great place to be now it comes to set up the tee.