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Top Rules I Have Bent, Broken, and Shattered

February 11, 2011
By Hawthorn BRONZE, Nowheresville, Maine
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"Know Thy Enemy" Sun Tzu

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1.) Don't pick the locks to the house.
2.) Don't set up secret societies in the basement.
3.) When you're watching your younger brother don't charge him 1$ to play on the computer.
4.) Don't let your brother climb the tool shed roof, Jump off in bare feet, and sprain his ankle.
5.) Don't make firecrackers in the basement.
6.) Don't take all the printer paper to draw on.
7.) Don't forget to do your homework.
8.) Don't start a snake orphanage in the basement.
9.) Don't keep live frogs in the bathtub.
10.) NEVER, NEVER, NEVER try create a frankinsteinesque monster in the basement.

© Cassie H., Carmi, IL

The author's comments:
I have actually done all of these things! That is why my friends keep calling me Madame Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes's Arch enemy.)
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Hawthorn BRONZE said...
on Feb. 23 2011 at 10:23 am
Hawthorn BRONZE, Nowheresville, Maine
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you should, that alone payed for my books for a week
SpringRayyn PLATINUM said...
on Feb. 21 2011 at 10:37 pm
SpringRayyn PLATINUM, Lakeville, Minnesota
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&quot;Don&#039;t punish yourself,&quot; she heard her say again, but there would be punishment and pain, and there would be happiness too. That was writing.&quot;<br /> --Markus Zusak, &quot;The Book Thief&quot;

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Haha. :D I'll have to try it sometime.
Hawthorn BRONZE said...
on Feb. 21 2011 at 1:51 pm
Hawthorn BRONZE, Nowheresville, Maine
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&quot;Know Thy Enemy&quot; Sun Tzu

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So did I! Very lucrative.
SpringRayyn PLATINUM said...
on Feb. 19 2011 at 2:18 am
SpringRayyn PLATINUM, Lakeville, Minnesota
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Don&#039;t punish yourself,&quot; she heard her say again, but there would be punishment and pain, and there would be happiness too. That was writing.&quot;<br /> --Markus Zusak, &quot;The Book Thief&quot;

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I expecially like number 3. :)