““ALL HAIL THE WIZARD LORD!” chanted his wizardly kingdom. It was the most quotidian of wizardly days when the Wizard Lord was re-elected for his 62nd term as Prime Wizarder of the Wizard Kingdom. He strolled up the grandiose marble staircase to the immense podium, facing wizardly kin. Suddenly, the evil Wizard King of the Wizard Empire flew on to the stage, shouting, “Down with the Wizard Lord! The Wizard King will rule all! He-”

“No! No!”, interrupted Ms. Underwood, “Narratives can’t be about wizard lords in Wizard realms!”  “He’s from the Wizard kingdom”, I muttered under my breath. Art is dead, I guess.