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Pete Davidson's Last Day of Life in Hawaii
Last night, I dreamt of buying the expensive $1000 ticket to the warm Hawaiian Island, Oahu, and being surrounded by palm trees and the ocean. As I walk on the coast of the gigantic Pacific Ocean, I see an olive-green colored crab. As I go to grab the clear, tasteless water from the table, I glance at the lightning from the storming sky and say “Woah!”. Abe Lincoln appears right in front of me asking me for a pair of Wolf Grey Nike Dunks for running to get a nurse at the nearby hospital. I say “BRUH what’s going on” as the popular country music artist, Morgan Wallen, approaches me and says in the way I talk, “hay un problema” with your tatted celebrity crush Pete Davidson. Along with that, he says that the aloof, snake head Medusa fed Pete rotten, green eggs which your first crush, Thomas, from first grade cooked. His last words were “I love you” to his penultimate daughter.
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