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Harry Potter Book 1 Short Version
[Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid are giving Harry to his aunt and uncle]
Hagrid: 😭 Goodbye Harry
*11 years later*
[going to the zoo]
Dudley, Harry and Piers: Ooh, Snake!
Dudley: Dad, make him move
[Vernon taps on glass, snake doesn't move]
Dudley: He's boring, let's go
Harry: Sorry, he's an idiot, you must hate it here
[snake moves]
Dudley: OMG DAD! HE MOVES *pushes Harry* DAD, HE'S MOVING!
[Harry breaks the snake out and Dudley falls in the water, Harry gets grounded, no meals]
*A few weeks later*
[Letter for Harry, everyone's mad]
*Sunday*
Vernon: No post on Sunday's!
[Letter's come flying in]
Vernon: Pack you bags, we are leaving!
[They go to some random rock in the middle of nowhere]
*midnight*
[BANG! Door breaks down, giant man breaks in]
Hagrid: yer a wizard Harry
Harry: Yay! I can get away from these idiots!
[1st September]
Harry: hmm, how do I get to platform 9 3/4?
Random people with red hair: Hogwarts... platform 9 3/4... muggles
Harry: Yay! More wizards
[Hogwarts express]
Harry: Do you wanna be friends?
Ron: Sure!
[Yay! Besties!]
Ron: OMG, that Hermione Granger is so annoying!
Harry: OMG, Snape hates me!
[Hermione cries in bathroom, troll breaks in]
Harry: Let's go fight a giant troll and save Hermione
[fights troll, saves Hermione, Hermione tells teacher a lie]
Ron: OMGG, Did Hermione just lie to a teacher?
Harry: I don't care, Let's be bestie Hermione!
Ron and Hermione: Yeah!
[Finds out that Voldemort might be trying to steal a stone so he can stay alive forever, decides to go fight him]
Hermione and Ron: Yeah! We are 11 years old, let's go fight an immortal evil adult who has had over 10 years of training and we've haven't even been at Hogwarts for a year! Great Idea!
[harry sees Quirrel, fights for stone, knocks out]
*3 days later*
Harry: Huh?
Dumbledore: Hello, you almost died, your friends are worried and I don't like Bertie's beans but I will try one *eats it* earwax!
*last day of term*
[kings cross station]
Ron: Bye Harry, sucks to suck, imagine living with muggle. you can come over in the holidays tho!
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