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How to Procrastinate through Exams

May 24, 2018
By aschlon GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
aschlon GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Materials:
A truckload of motivation
A surplus of good weather
A few friends
A brick
A lifetime of senioritis


Directions:
1. First you are going to want some good weather to get you started. The summer fever and constant desire to be outside will be a good replacement for time spent studying.
2. And before you get too far into your journey, you might want to spend this experience with some friends. They can go through it with you and assure you you are not the only one doing this.
3. Then you must get rid of that pesky motivation telling you to get back to work. Take a whole truck load of it, any motivation you find. Then comes the brick. You will lay this down over the gas pedal just after positioning the truck in front of a river.
4. Senioritis will also be a valuable tool. Knowing that you are done with highschool in a few weeks and are already into a college are great ways to completely disregard finals and AP tests.
5. Finally make sure you don’t add even a pinch of regret. You are sitting on a beach while your classmates are in school.



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