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Do’s and Don’ts of Life
Do: Be perfectly cute when you are born
Don’t: Misbehave so your parents become angry
Do: Please them so they love you
Don’t: Be rude so they don’t punish you
Do: Well in school to get in great colleges
Don’t: Ruin their reputation
Do: Take your beating with respect
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Do: Just tell your friends your pet scratched you
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Do: Kill that man in the basement
Don’t: Let your parents find the cyanide
Do: Clean up the mess
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Do: Put the gun down
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Do: Survive from the suppressed bullet
Don’t: Fight your death
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