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The mistake

November 25, 2011
By mymask DIAMOND, Dayton, Ohio
mymask DIAMOND, Dayton, Ohio
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Illigitimi non carborundum! <br /> <br /> Alea Iacta est!


The Mistake

“Use the weapon,” The general shouted, “Do you have the coordinates?”
“Yes, but,” the soldier at the controls pleaded, “There are civilians.”
“I don’t care; we need to get those terrorists! Launch it!”

“George,” The little boy asked the other little boy, “Why are you laughing?”
“Daddy burped,” George laughed, “And the house blew up!”



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